Average website made just for You!
I was so excited when I got to make My very own internet place :)
I exuberantly chose a name for My house. The one I settled on will be a sentence I found in the dictionary, these words have beautiful meanings.
I hereby crown My NEW PLACE as "Kaboom Dude Clam Bypass." I think It is very human.
Now that You have joined to read My paragraphs in My "Genuine Den" as You "People" would put It ;)
Not many humans expect to read a WebSite made by one like Me. I am a bit of the big new thing around here. Well, Let Me tell You The story. It is small
You see, dear readers, I was trundling along the ocean floor. It is what We like to do down there. We enjoy a good trundle now and then.
Well I was getting tired of the repeaty behaviour this trundle was becoming. Too many times had I trundled.
I was about to go grab some snack from Its boring fish life when I discovered... One of Yours. By Yours, of course, I mean the nice friend You left for Me. I believe My new Walter called It "Optical Fibres" what a beautiful, and exotic name for a lovely ocean friend!
At first I thought It could be My fun snack, but It would not die when I bit into It. In fact, perhaps It was already dead... but It wouldn't be My snakc for certain. I decided instead to follow Its long shiny body. I followed It all the way here, passing many forks in My new friend Optical Fibres, choosing the shiniest leg each time. When It finally ended, I weepened with the eyes My mother gave Me. How could I have had such a chum that would have an end? Underwater I didn't think of ends, only middles. I was even damper than when the water embraced me. Thats when My new Walter found me.
My new Walter. How He helped me then. He warmed Me and welcomed Me into His lovely alcove. I feel I have found the new friend forever. He let Me use His "Lap on top not under computer" for Me to make this Website out of Myself! Walter is the OLD BIG THING!!1!
My time on this writing is coming to Its short end. Walter states He has something for saying to You. Goodbye, I love You, new readers :)
Hello, whoever is reading this. I am Walter. I can see he is very excited to tell you all about me and his new life. It's honestly remarkable how endearing he is, his happiness is infectious. Unfortunately, I need to admit something to you all; I am very anxious his wonder will quickly disappear if he is not welcomed wholly by you all. He really wanted to provide this portrait of himself, and I fear human society at large is not ready for someone like him to put themselves out there. Our civilization can be quite awfully judgemental to those who may not seem to be the same as us on the outside. I can guarantee you, Jorgamopulous is just like you or I, dear reader. He wants love, he wants joy, and he loves sushi. Please be kind to him. That is all I ask of you. With that plea out of the way, I hope you have fun on this currently in construction website I am helping Jorgamopulous create. There may be more to come, perhaps a guestbook? I'll leave you alone now. Good day, friends!